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christianmingle:

i love when attractive people raise their hand to speak in class because then i can stare at them and just pretend like i care about what they have to say

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Source: christianmingle

blowitout:

when the lyrics of a song relate to how ur feeling perfectly <333

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Source: londuhns

trillow:

i think we as a species could learn a lot from animals. for example this rock here doesn’t move. i think we should try that

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Source: trillow

foodtrucker:

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

Source: foodtrucker

melevator:

I’m exhausted from all this studying I haven’t done

Source: melevator

australiansanta:

im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting

Source: australiansanta

me when my friends are sad: insert 6 page text here of advice and telling them how perfect they are
them when im sad: oh sorry

Source: tylerthecasserole

When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops

Source: the-blog-of-anne-frank

me: *looks in mirror*
me: thank god i have a good taste in music

Source: gidxeon

thedukeoflions:

IMAGINE IF YOU TRIED TO KICK A SHEEP WITH YOUR VELCRO SHOES AND IT JUST GOT STUCK

Source: thedukeoflions